I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
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