I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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