Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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