We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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