Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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