He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
