Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Let's paint friendship bongs
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Randomize