Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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