You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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