The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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