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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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