Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Mom said you looked used
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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