Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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