I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Randomize
