Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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