its not stalking. its research.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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