Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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