i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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