Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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