I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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