big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
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