You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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