If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I wish there were birth control emojis
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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