oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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