youre lurking in front of me
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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