turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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