Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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