Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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