Just fell off a train. Bad.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize