Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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