what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
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