she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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