Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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