Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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