David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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