Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Randomize