I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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