We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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