can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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