I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
We smell like vodka and hangover
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