i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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