I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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