He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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