i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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