I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
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