I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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