I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
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