He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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