You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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