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we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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