On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you guys were way drunker than both of me
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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