There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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