On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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