What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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