But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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