1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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